I use a rollon, all-natural, anticarinogenic (or so I believe) deodorant. I really don't even have to use one, because I really don't stink. Okay, rarely stink. I once tried to get Liz to smell my armpits at dinner, but she wouldn't. Apparently her husband claims he doesn't stink either, and she won't smell his either. Anyway, I might have been drunk; but still, my pits don't smell.
So the other day, I grabbed Allan's spray-on, manly deodorant. Since I'm right-handed, I picked up the can and sprayed my left armpit first. Then, when I sprayed under my right arm, I thought the can was broken. I couldn't feel anything. I sprayed again before I realized I was numb.
I know I can't feel anything on my right arm/pit/breast area, but I can feel pressure when I use roll on deodorant or lotion or whatever. But I couldn't feel the spray. It was then I realized I have no feeling from my breastbone around to about half-way across my shoulder blade and from about half-way between my elbow on my inside arm to about half-way down my ribs.
That sucks.
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