Of course, first I have to ask for the impossible: For Christmas I want all the bad in the world to go away. No more war, famine, violence, disease, cruelty, prejudice...
Since that may not be practical, how about probably-impossible-but-more-possible-than-the-former? Let's see: My own little tractor? Being 10 lbs thinner, painlessly? A new wardrobe? A personal chef? A clean car? A clean house? How about a self-cleaning house and car?
Okay, well some of those items may be a little rough to wrap and put under the tree. Oh, I know! For those of you who have been stumped in determiing the perfect gift for me, all I really want is....................
......a car-washing, organic-gardening, laundry-loving, gourmet-cooking, extremely tidy, always cheerful...........
HOUSE ELF!
I think you ought to train one of the goats to do all those things. They are definitely more cheerful than house elves, not to mention smarter.
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