Sam, the wonder puppy, got his first bath today. Liz called to tell me she found a flea on one of her dogs, therefore I needed to treat my dogs for fleas as well. I rarely use flea products because I intend to bathe them first -- imagine this! -- never get around to it. But this morning when I was hosing the duck poop out of my feeders (this happens when ducks roost willy-nilly), Sam played and played in the water. He was so wet, I really only had to add shampoo...
Poor clueless little Sam ran behind me in his usual good humor until I dumped him the sink and turned on the water. This clearly was not what he was expecting to happen. Please, someone -- 1-800-4-A-Puppy.