(You will notice that we may not always capitalize correctly, but we're very fond of correct puncuation and never use "slang")
Conversation #1 with Larry.
Me: Your Verizon (gift card) is here!
Generalissimo: Cool!
Me: I can spend it for you if you want.
Generalissimo: But how will you know what to buy me?
Me: IDK. Use imagination. No unders tho.
Generallissimo: No underwear, but imagine some socks.
Me: Thinking something in, perhaps, a knee high argyle.
Conversation #2 with Jess. She texted me this pic and the following conversation ensued -
Jess: josh standing in front of the AWESOME IGLOO we built last night.
Me: Cool - saving on rent?
Jess: definitely. thinking about putting in hardwood floors. going to get some drapes this weekend.
Me: No on the hardwood, the moisture could warp them. did you build a bed yet like Larry saw at the Ice Hotel?
Jess Thinking about making some bunk beds to fit more people.
Me: Yeah, you need to weigh the rent you can charge vs. the chance of body heat causing structural damage...
Jess: we'll have to reinforce the walls or something.
Me: Xlnt idea. Will you be vacating your dorm room? Will I get any refund?
Jess: I'll sublet it. i think Russians need to live among other Russians.
Me: Good call. Can you diet as well? So I can economize on your meals as well.
Jess: I can live on snow cones
Me: It's cold in Russia; rent them the igloo.
Who says the art of communication is dead?
