My purse weighs 4 lbs.

After my last story about the ped in the bottom of my purse, I decided I ought to clean out my current purse and see what the hell is in there. Besides the expected wallet, keys, glasses here's some of what turned up...

1. A pile of mail: some sorted, some opened, some all ready to mail.
2. My paycheck
3. a gaggle of receipts
4. a power bar and an apple 
5. dental floss (full-size)
6. the charm I was supposed to mail my sister 2 weeks ago. (sorry, Diane)
7. three hypodermic needles, two syringes, and pills for the weiner.
8. my nonworking Bluetooth
9. the instruction book to my cell phone. (Aha! maybe now I can figure out the Bluetooth)
10. tabs for file folders
11. 3 sets of keys (besides the ones I have for the car I've driven today)
12. 2 handy wipes (taken from a gas staion)
13. a motel key from Baton Rouge (oops)
14. 48 cents in loose change (oops)
15. and two Hershey kisses (still wrapped)

And, no Peds!